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March 31, 2006

SEX EDUCATION WITH SHARON STONE

Sharon Stone is telling randy teenagers to have oral sex instead of giving up their virginity.

Hey kids, give blowjobs or learn to munch rug –
offer your mouth to any under-sexed thug
who demands satisfaction in the traditional way.
It saves money on condoms and there’s no price to pay.

Get down and dirty but still play it safe.
Lick, flick and fondle but let no one chafe
you into acts of abandon or carnal surrender.
Come on kids be careful whatever your gender.

A few years of foreplay will spread no disease
but if you’re still randy and full of unease,
if wild, sexy dreams flit through your head
go see Basic Instinct 2, it’ll kill your lust dead.

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