Heather McCartney
after Eleanor Rigby by Lennon and McCartney
Sir Paul McCartney has taken a break from wife Heather because she treats him like a “doormat”, it has been claimed. Last week, it was reported the pair had been staying apart.
The Borkowski poet in residence apologises for his inability to sing…
Ah, look at all the lovely people
Ah, look at all the lovely people
Heather McCartney models a face for the press that is masking a scream
Lives in a dream
Waits for her husband, waving aloft all her good work in charity’s name
Plays a good game
All the lovely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lovely people
Why does it go so wrong?
Sir Paul McCartney spits out the words of a song that no one will like
Gets on his bike.
Look at him washing all of his laundry in public in the national press
Who would have guessed?
All the lovely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lovely people
Why does it go so wrong?
Ah, look at all the lovely people
Ah, look at all the lovely people
Heather McCartney sweeps dirt from the doormat, hopes that Sir Paul will return
Full of concern
Sir Paul McCartney wipes tears from his eyes with a thumb raised aloft
Tries not to look soft
All the lovely people (Ah, look at all the lovely people)
Where do they all come from?
All the lovely people (Ah, look at all the lovely people)
Why does it go so wrong?