CHERIE BLAIR’S MANIFESTO

Cherie Blair is alleged to have been overheard at yesterday’s Labour Party conference branding Gordon Brown a liar.

“…Downing Street went into overdrive to deny that [she] had so contemptuously dismissed the chancellor. Ironically, Mr Brown had been using his speech to effect a public reconciliation with the prime minister, saying he regretted their differences.” The Guardian, Tuesday, September 26.

So Brown wants to be leader?
Well the silly old bleeder
will have me to deal with as of now.

He’s a bore and a cheat
he can’t think on his feet –
I know how to bring sweat to his brow.

I’ll fight fire with fire
and call him a liar
in earshot of some journalist

An off the cuff remark
with as much bite as bark
should have him back in the dark getting pissed

He’s a shark, he’s a traitor
and if he thinks he’ll be greater
than Tony, well bloody well tough

and if he fights back
I’ll redouble my attack
he’ll tumble quite soon if I’m rough.

I’d rather see Tories in Number 10 –
at least we’d have something to fight for again –
than let Gordon Brown into power

He’s a Brutus, a lightweight
a backstabbing ingrate
and I’m not afraid of his glower.