BLONDE AMBITION PART 3

Madonna believes she can help save the world from an ecological meltdown by using a special Kabbalah water to dispose of nuclear waste. Madonna has previously been quoted as saying: “According to science, we aren’t going to have a planet in about 50 years at the rate we’re going with nuclear waste. I can write the greatest songs, make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world but if there isn’t a world to conquer, what’s the point?”

She’ll heal the world and make nuclear waste
into a tasty nutritious strawberry paste
with Kabbalah water from a Russian lake
and then for an encore she’ll give the starving cake
She’ll end all wars with a wave of her bra
and magically transform every single car
so that they run on Guinness and Diet Coke
She’ll make asthmatics unable to choke
She’ll clothe the starving and feed the unclad
and make all the lunatics slightly less mad
because she’s Madonna, the messiah of pop
and she’s far too rich now to know when to stop.