BLACKMAIL

Britney Spears’ estranged husband Kevin Federline is reportedly threatening to sell a homemade sex video of the pair unless he receives £16 million and custody of their children. Kevin has allegedly vowed to sell the explicit four-hour tape to a company who want to post it on the internet unless Britney agrees to his demands.

Blackmail – when your marriage is dying
especially if you cheated and were constantly lying.
Take what you can and head for Hollywood’s hills
leave your ex-partner on a diet of pills
If she doesn’t want the world to see her in the flesh
get her to set your bank account to ‘ auto refresh’

Blackmail – it’s as easy as pie.
You only need something the world wants to buy
plus a fast connection to the internet
and then you’re really ready to make your ex sweat.
There’s nothing cheap and nasty about millions of dollars;
it eases up the emptiness, it’s a squalid source of solace.

Blackmail – it’s a desperate game
but if there’s only one way to cling on to fame
then it’s OK, it’s perfectly fine.
In comes the money in a manner malign
and out go the morals if you ever had any –
but the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many.

Blackmail – it can’t be a crime
so hit my bank account baby, just one more time.
Gimme all your money and the children as well
plus a garage full of Rollers and I probably won’t tell
how you got down and dirty and sucked everything in sight.
But I’ll do my best to ruin you if you put up a fight.