New palace guard

Another new character has joined the cast of the McCartney, Mills soap opera. Just like a new player breezing into the Rovers Return, this one is not there to up the viewers. It’s not a ratings battle here but more of a reputation battle that continues to mesmerize a global audience of gawkers, all pushing and shoving at the bomb blasted keyhole. Today’s turn of events in the divorce feud is that it is now influenced by a far more corporate and cautious figure. Journalists were told this morning that certain aspects of Mills’ media relations are now being handled by Shimon Cohen. Graceful Cohen once worked under Tim Bell expect a far more business like approach.