Good chat with Lynne Franks yesterday on what used to be GLR but is now called BBC London. At one point the producer nipped in to tick Lynne off for using ‘bloody’, which I found quaint. Apparently ‘crap’ is fine on the BBC, but ‘bloody’ starts the phones ringing. They were glad I wasn’t Gordon Ramsey, however, who managed 4 ‘fucks’ and 23 ‘bollocks’ in his last appearance and probably won’t be asked back. He’ll cope with the disappointment quite well, I predict.