So the craziness of Celebrity Big Brother begins again, with last night’s first instalment introducing the contestants. My ex client Leo Sayer finds himself in the house alongside a good friend of mine, Carole Malone. Both are extremely lovely company, so write them off at your peril! Leo is a somewhat eccentric and starstruck man due to the heights of his fame in the 1970’s and I hope the Big Brother cameras capture some of his great stories, one being a three day stint with Keith Moon. Carole Malone has one of the most acerbic pens in Fleet Street but she’s a warm and generous human being who I’m sure will convey that, unless she is completely fucked off with everyone in the house.