She’s just another chav with a cheating boyfriend so I shouldn’t really give a **** but I find Cheryl Cole’s situation astounding. Her ritual humiliation at finding out her partner Cashley Cole, had ended up with an old Premier Football team groupie has led her to lose lots of weight, go to Thailand, get a great tan, tip photographers that she’s there, surreptitiously pose for shots in revealing beach wear, get endless coverage, refuse to speak to her husband, get even more coverage, go to the Brits, steel the show in a classy dress. Hey presto – her lacklustre career is now back on track! Expect to see The Daily Mail running Cheryl Cole’s new diet any time soon. She may have no private life left, but at least everyone knows her now. Job done.