The Masked Celebrity

I have been sent this in the post – an ingenious new device – a paper mask from the cuddly scorpions at Holy Moly. The blurred mask is part of a great campaign from Holy Moly reiterating their distaste for the current climate in celebrity photography.

Holy Moly being the first “sleb missive” to announce it will no longer use photos it deems unacceptable of celebs in distress, being hounded by photographers etc.  I have sent two of the masks to Noel Edmonds and his partner Liz, whom the paparazzi seem to be hounding on a daily basis. Maybe now they will be able to go about their daily business in peace.

I am popping into the new celebrity dining rooms, St Alban, at lunchtime; I expect the management might also find them useful. Thanks to the janitor for a clever idea…