SWINGS AND ROUNDABOUTS

Robbie Williams checked himself into a rehab clinic on Tuesday. Last night, a reformed Take That won Best Single at the Brit Awards.

Swings and roundabouts,
seroxat not booze.
Robbie Williams is making
the wrong sort of news.

Swings and roundabouts,
Red Bull and Vicodin.
Robbie’s in rehab.
His star is eroding.

Swings and roundabouts,
cigarettes and pills.
Take That are partying
through Robbie’s ills.

Swings and roundabouts,
depression’s the pits.
Especially when your old band
do so well at the Brits.