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June 27, 2006

SUCKING AT SUCCESS

McFly drummer Harry Judd claims he spent the night with Lindsay Lohan. The British rocker says it happened after he partied with the ‘Mean Girls’ beauty last year. He is quoted as saying: “I did spend the night with her.”

Sleeping with a film star
will increase your fame.
That one notch on the bedpost
will put you in the frame
for a brief but stylish entry
in the celebrity hall of shame.
“She was up for it,” you’ll tell the press.
“and I was just the same –
she wanted contact, I was there;
we set the night aflame.”
But this is not about intimacy
it’s about how to play the game
and the desperate search of B list stars
for some sort of acclaim.
It isn’t even about the sex
it’s about not appearing lame
It’s about casting your cock as a Cruise missile
that exploded when she came
It’s about appearing macho
when your image was quite tame.
It’s about sucking, like a mosquito,
the blood from a famous name.

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