16 Lines in honour of 50 Cent’s new range of bedroom (and bathroom) accessories
Blue, it is said, is the colour
and 50 Cent clearly agrees
as he’s wooing his female fanbase
by inches and degrees
with an extravagantly proportioned dildo,
a big blue watertight, motorized cock
ready for use in the bathtub
that he hopes will make a thousand worlds rock.
But this is the modern age,
so what about multi-tasking?
Will the ersatz penis play MP3s?
Is it too much to be asking
for a dildo that dishes out dirty beats
and raps as it hums in the bath?
After all of 50 Cent’s boasting
it would prove he’s just having a laugh.