Paranoid chatter

I thought I would share an email that came in today. The senders name has been dropped off for obvious reasons.

S**t just hit fan with the car bombing so calling all national papers and pitching our security expert in as a spokesperson, expert etc (of the millions of things we do, we stuff like protecting companies against terrorism etc). anyway, he knows everyone at NATO, M15, can kill with his bare hands etc.

Quote of the day from him “we knew this would happen, it’s just start of a new wave of attacks. They’ve woken up the sleeper cells”.

Not sure why I speak to him – it’s like Vincent Price reading you a bedtime story.