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July 3, 2006

MARIAH’S EATING PURPLE FOOD

Mariah Carey will only eat purple food. The pop diva is convinced mauve-coloured foods like red grapes and plums – known for their anti-ageing benefits – will stop her developing wrinkles. The songstress devised the diet with her nutritionist.

Mariah’s eating purple food
and stripping off the fat.
She doesn’t want the curves
that have kept her voice intact.

Mariah’s eating purple food
and is giving up the flesh.
She’s ridding herself of wrinkles
and trying to stay fresh.

Mariah’s eating purple food
all in the name of nutrition.
Her celebrity is eating her
so it’s become a war of attrition.

Mariah’s eating purple food
and reaching vanishing point.
What she really wants to be
is a singing elbow joint.

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