LOVE ME OR LOATHE ME

Written after reading that Lindsay Lohan discovered she was “a highly sexual person” whilst hiding in a quiet white room for 30 days during a stay in rehab.

Love me or loathe me,
won’t you mentally unclothe me
I’m sexual in the extreme

I’m after something ecstatic
but – let me make this quite emphatic –
I want to be the wet dream.

I want the power and bling confetti
to get the whole world hot and sweaty
I want people to think of me and start to steam

then I want chocolates, I want flowers
I want superpowers
I want lovers who will make me scream

This is not about addiction
just the right amount of friction
and the cat who’s always getting at the cream

it’s about celebrity and hunger
about not getting any younger
anyone who reads the papers knows the theme

I want to live in the world’s headlines
be the one who sets the deadlines
I want to rule the whole celebrity regime

I must be powerful and massive
and I’ll get it by being passive
by lying back and thinking of ice cream

Love me or loathe me,
just mentally unclothe me
I need to find a way to live the dream…