Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty won Celebrity Big Brother last night. The Borkowski poet in residence celebrates her victory.
Get ready for the jet set, Shilpa Shetty.
You survived Big Brother without being petty
and with magnanimity unalloyed
forgave Jo, Jade and Danielle Lloyd.
Get ready for the high life, Shilpa honey.
You won Big Brother, now you’re in the money.
Should you want or need it the world is yours;
surviving abuse opens certain doors.
Enjoy the attention, Shilpa Shetty
revel in the flash bulbs and confetti.
You’re what celebrity should be about;
grace under pressure not just tits ‘n’ pout.