Would be celebs are so transparent when trying to keep their name in the press. It amazes me just how crazy things have become when a slew of stories with the yawn factor hit the pages of the press.
Emily Maitlis, shock horror, showed too much leg when she was promoting the news.
Kate Moss has been spending nights at Claridges with supposed ex, Pete Docherty when he should be banged up.
Ingrid Tarrant was spotted with former The Bill actor, Scott Maslen who’s about to join the cast of Eastenders.
The ex marine enjoyed a drink in a coffee shop in St John’s Wood and Ingrid was said to be smiling for the first time since her divorce.
Kerry Catona has bought a 150 thousand pound sports car to try to change her luck around – I don’t understand that one.
Jade Goody has split from her husband Jack, and Kanye West visited a lap dancing club in London and didn’t spend any money.
All great stories that I assume were written for insomniacs.