Why oh why is MTV associating itself with zzzzz list celebrities once again. Stand by for another desperate attempt by MTV to try and sell its pitiful content. It’s as subtle as getting a tan with a blow torch. The latest scam is a mildly amusing viral campaign for the skanky UK Big Brother series 8, Chanelle Hayes. Remember, Chanelle once declared that she would rather have the money in the bank than a personality. Well thanks to the cuddly boys at MTV , suddenly she is slapping her ass in bed with a glove puppet and we are supposed to think that this tape is an ironic play on the illegal sex tape medium. Chanelle is desperately trying to be a pop star but she is just like fertilizer: stinks for a while, then you get used to it. I am bored with all the hapless ex Big Brother types. Why does anyone bother with them, especially MTV? They have had their moment, so move on. . It’s so sad that the once great MTV associates itself with dumb reality show jet trash. This whole exercise has the grace and elegance of a pregnant cow. But if you like seeing Chanelle rolling around in a bed pulling off her lingerie, by my guest and play this sad viral that is a disguised PR stunt. Personally, I would rather pick maggots out of road kill, fry them in hot grease and then eat them.