A New Level of Low

A friendly journalist sent me this press release this afternoon which he received from a PR agent.  Its content surely heralds a new phase of celebrity hell.  The journalist commented that it was probably one of the most unpleasant press releases of all time, but that it contained some zen wisdom about our celebrity age.  He is right.  Can the level that these Z listers have plummeted to get any lower?   The doctor performing the op is willing to say exactly when it’s going to happen – surely an open invitation to the paparazzi.  The press release was sent on Monday – plenty of time to know ahead of the scheduled knife-ing.

BIANCA GASCOIGNE TRANSFORMS HER BOOBS

Transform Cosmetic Surgery Group is delighted to announce that Love Island
beauty, Bianca Gascoigne, will be having a breast re-augmentation at its Heath Hospital clinic in London on Tuesday 2 October 2007.

Bianca first went for a consultation at the Transform New Cavendish clinic
in London where she decided to increase her already enhanced C-cup to a DD cup.

Tomorrow, Dr Khan will perform the surgery by removing her current implants and replacing them with a larger size.

 Transform is a favourite with many UK based celebrities including Jordan (Katie Price) and Gemma Atkinson (breast enlargements). On average, Transform undertakes 500 boob jobs per month!

For more information or to arrange an interview with a Transform
spokesperson, please don’t hesitate to get in touch with  *********