A pizza chain in OZ has produced a YouTube video suggesting employees of a rival chain have small penises, in a bizarre war over the size of their tasty treats.
I love this stunt which isn’t generating the ink it deserves. Eagle Boys Pizzas in Australia has attacked Domino’s Pizzas for secretly reducing the size of their pizzas, hoping it will go unnoticed by their customers, commenting that “It’s disgraceful and frankly un-Australian”. Domino’s chief executive, Don Meij, responded that his smaller pizzas were in response to similar action already taken by their largest competitor, Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut declined to comment on any of this and the bickering between Domino and Eagle Boys continued. The argument culminated in the Eagle Boys releasing a video on YouTube, a satire of a NSW Roads and Traffic Authority TV ad, which intimated that Domino’s delivery drivers had small penises. Mr Meij said Domino’s reserved its right to take legal action over the YouTube video. Upset that it degraded Domino’s team members (excuse the pun), Mr Meij said he would try to resolve the matter by writing personally to Eagle Boys Pizzas over the size of both company’s top selling assets. Look, I smell collusion but who cares – bravo for the effort.